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May. 23rd, 2013 02:54 amStory: "No Winter Lasts Forever" (Part 13)
May. 23rd, 2013 12:21 amFandom: The Avengers
Characters: Phil Coulson, Clint Barton, Natasha Romanova, Tony Stark, Bruce Banner, Hulk, Steve Rogers, Betty Ross, JARVIS, Bucky Barnes, Nick Fury.
Medium: Fiction
Warnings: Mind control. Inferences of past child abuse and other torture. Current environment is supportive.
Summary: A mission in Russia introduces the Avengers to the Winter Soldier. Steve wants Bucky back and will stop at nothing to make that happen. Everyone else helps however they can.
Notes: Asexual character (Clint). Aromantic character (Natasha). Asexual relationship. Sibling relationships. Fix-it. Teamwork. Canon-typical violence. BAMF!Avengers. Vulgar language. Drama. Rescue. Hurt/Comfort. Emotional whump. Survivor guilt. Friendship. Confusion. Mind control. Memory loss. Slow recovery. Nick Fury makes stupid-ass decisions. Fear of loss. Arc reactor. Fluff. Nonsexual ageplay. Making up for lost time. Tony Stark has a heart. Games. Trust issues. Safety and security. Howard Stark's A+ parenting. Obadiah Stane's A+ parenting. Food issues. Multiplicity/Plurality. Sleep issues. Non-sexual touching and intimacy. Yoga. Personal growth. Family of choice. ALL THE FEELS. #coulsonlives.
Begin with Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12.
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Long Drive Day As Usual
May. 22nd, 2013 10:47 pmTomorrow, I call them and see if I can get the ball rolling on heirship.
Havva Quote
It was very poor construction, I thought. Yes, enduring, but the mismatched steps would have had the workers responsible flayed. What dignity was there to a sacrifice who tripped? Worse, would the gods smile upon a priest who sprawled upon the temple stairs? Would they honor one who fell and broke his neck upon them? And the potential to place oil on an already uncertain stair... The Shunned could easily assassinate priests or even a Bride, as a simple "accident."
But at least there was the grabbing-pole, and I kept a hand on it as I descended, with Dar behind me.
--Crucible, by me
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commercial fanfic, eh?
May. 22nd, 2013 07:35 pmSee James Nicoll's LJ post and the discussion in the comments (20 so far). Definitely read the comments. It's also on DW, but no comments there yet.
if Madame Vastra and Jenny got their own series
May. 22nd, 2013 11:24 amA fan has provided some.
You're welcome. ^_^ (Courtesy lj:gamera_spinning.)
Amazon allows (v. limited) fanfic as kindlebooks
May. 22nd, 2013 08:26 amThe rules include:
* Amazon gets the right to publish for the length of copyright.
* Amazon sets the price, usually $1-$4; looks like it's based on length.
* Exclusive to Amazon. (The license is with Amazon, not the author.)
* Royalties are different from other Amazon works, but not offensively low.
* No "pornography or offensive depictions of graphic sexual acts."
* No "offensive content, including but not limited to racial slurs, excessively graphic or violent material, or excessive use of foul language."
* No crossovers.
Ohghods. On the one hand, hmm, licensed fanfic, yay? On the other... ohlook, it's a Fanlib redux. Very much a "color inside the lines" proposal here, with the caveat that the authors can get paid.
How much fic is going to be grabbed from FF.net and reposted as Amazon ebooks? And will someone (Amazon, Warner Brothers) go after the authors or FF.net for having the same content for free without the license? I hope the OTW is on top of this one.
Space opera!
May. 22nd, 2013 09:58 amThe space traveler takes off in a vehicle which reaches 7 miles a second by the end of the runway; this somehow doesn't crush him to death, and no mention is made of the damage done by the ground zero shock wave. For all his planning, he somehow didn't notice his course would barely miss the moon; the moon's gravity slings him into a completely new trajectory, which by pure chance takes him to Venus. Not just toward Venus, but grazing its atmosphere so that he can parachute out. This is a 1932 book, so it would be unfair to point out Venus's atmosphere would kill a person in seconds; that's minor by comparison.
I continue reading, secure in the knowledge that the book can't get any sillier ... or can it?
Science fiction vs. reality
May. 22nd, 2013 08:01 amAn episode I just watched involved a familiar situation: Scotty had to crawl into a Jeffries tube to fix something that threatened to destroy the ship. In this case, high radiation levels made it very dangerous. The repair itself was very simple; its simplicity was a plot point. I found myself thinking, "Why don't they just send a robot in to do it? Oh, wait — this is science fiction, not real life."
Story: "No Winter Lasts Forever" (Part 12)
May. 22nd, 2013 12:35 amFandom: The Avengers
Characters: Phil Coulson, Clint Barton, Natasha Romanova, Tony Stark, Bruce Banner, Hulk, Steve Rogers, Betty Ross, JARVIS, Bucky Barnes, Nick Fury.
Medium: Fiction
Warnings: Mind control. Inferences of past child abuse and other torture. Current environment is supportive.
Summary: A mission in Russia introduces the Avengers to the Winter Soldier. Steve wants Bucky back and will stop at nothing to make that happen. Everyone else helps however they can.
Notes: Asexual character (Clint). Aromantic character (Natasha). Asexual relationship. Sibling relationships. Fix-it. Teamwork. Canon-typical violence. BAMF!Avengers. Vulgar language. Drama. Rescue. Hurt/Comfort. Emotional whump. Survivor guilt. Friendship. Confusion. Mind control. Memory loss. Slow recovery. Nick Fury makes stupid-ass decisions. Fear of loss. Fluff. Nonsexual ageplay. Making up for lost time. Tony Stark has a heart. Games. Trust issues. Safety and security. Howard Stark's A+ parenting. Obadiah Stane's A+ parenting. Food issues. Multiplicity/Plurality. Sleep issues. Non-sexual touching and intimacy. Yoga. Personal growth. Family of choice. ALL THE FEELS. #coulsonlives.
Begin with Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11.
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Right.
May. 21st, 2013 11:33 pm*swears in authentic Anglo-Saxon*
Have paid for this month for the storage unit. Have gotten the papers needed to arrange for the cremation. Must still pay the funeral home. Must do those last two before going on Long Drive tomorrow. And next... I need to figure out which [anglo-saxon redacted] papers I need to somehow file with the county courthouse!
RE-STRANGLING, DO YOU HEAR ME? TOTALLY JUSTIFIED.
Havva Quote
The trouble is that if the author wants the dragon to come swooping unexpectedly out of the mist in front of the viewpoint character, he/she has to have some idea how that dragon found and followed that character in all that fog, and whether it’s plausible that a large, reasonably intelligent flying creature would go swooping around in a forest or city when it can’t see where obstacles or the ground is. (If the dragon has the kind of sonar bats do, fine…but if the author doesn’t think about it, there are likely to be inconsistencies over the course of the story that undermine the author’s credibility with the reader.)
--http://pcwrede.com/blog/action/
(Dude. Dragons with bat sonar. Awesome.)
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Because Other People’s Dreams Are So Interesting They Must Be Blogged About
May. 21st, 2013 08:48 pmA dream from last night ever-so-slightly too long for Twitter:
Queen Elizabeth had died and a young princess was being crowned Queen Anne. She was certainly not a princess that actually exists in real life. Long, lovely black hair that she wore down for the occasion, swept over her shoulder and flowing down the front of her white dress, obscuring all the medals and sash. She had thin silver crown. I was a flutist playing in the orchestra for the coronation.
Anne started crying in the middle of her coronation speech. A crowd of ministers with pelican heads rushed to console her and guide her away from the crowds. We had to stop playing and wait for her to return. But she didn’t.
Ages went by. We finally started playing just to entertain everyone, anything we could think of. Then no one could think of another song and we all got up and started dancing with our instruments and each other on the floor of Westminster Cathedral until the flute section all turned into crows and flew up to roost on the buttresses. Anne was hiding up there, too. Her black hair flowed under her gown to become big black wings.
And then: alarm clock.
Mirrored from cmv.com. Also appearing on @LJ and @DW. Read anywhere, comment anywhere.
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May. 21st, 2013 08:16 pmThe Llama Problem
May. 21st, 2013 04:49 pmFrom time to time, I mention that I am different from most people, that my mind doesn't work the same way. And one of the more dramatic examples goes like this.
*movie with cannibalistic scaly llamas*
Me: "This is stupid. Llamas are fluffy."
Normal person: "No they aren't."
Me: "There is a fluffy llama. Look, llamas are fluffy."
Normal person: "WTF? Everyone knows llamas aren't fluffy!"
Me: "Also they hum."
Normal person: "How would you EVEN KNOW THAT?"
Me: "By knowing some damn llamas!"
Normal person: "ZOMGWTFBBQ! Shut up now!"
Me: *write fluffy llamas*
I'm social teflon. Everyone saying something that is observably false does not convince me that they are right. It convinces me that everyone else is crazy. And of course, they think I'm the crazy one, because when there's a disagreement of claims, I go looking for evidence and I favor factual examples over people's beliefs. This is really, really unpopular. It drives many people bugfuck.
On the other hoof, it's great for crowdfunding. You want some fluffy llamas? Bring 'em. I'll write something. I'm really good at filling cultural gaps that way. I enjoy it. I actively look for this stuff, because it leads to stories that haven't been told a million times. Fresh stories are often better stories; they hook readers more and harder. I like that a lot. I like it as a reader, a writer, a reviewer, an editor, a prompter, a donor ... everything. I just like it.
And yes, real llamas do hum. I learned this at the county fair one year when somebody brought llamas. Because I am a writer and everything is research it never really shuts off. I am a fountain of random weird trivia like that, and that's where I get the cool concrete details that I drop into my writing.
New Crowdfunding Project: "Rite of Passage"
May. 21st, 2013 04:26 pmSteampunk: it's not just for white blokes anymore. I am so thrilled to see someone else working that angle.
Carpenter bees
May. 21st, 2013 05:11 pmA couple of afternoons ago I was looking thoughtfully out of the kitchen window (my rack is in front of the kitchen window) and saw a large black bee emerge from the bottom of one of the 2 x 4 bars... and fly away.
Shit! Carpenter bees!
I went outside promptly to investigate. Carpenter bees gnaw perfectly round holes in wood -- a bit smaller than a dime. They tunnel into the wood and I think they set up housekeeping in there. Having them in my canoe rack was totally unacceptable because while they hadn't bothered the canoes yet, and probably wouldn't bother the hulls in any case, they might be persistent enough to get through the varnish and into the fittings--the gunwales, the seats. I couldn't have that. Also once they settle in they send out scouts and might start attacking anything else made of wood nearby, which includes parts of the house.
Something Had To Be Done.
I went to the hardware store; they thought they had a bee trap but were still testing it. As an interim measure Kip and I moved the canoes off the rack, moved the rack away from the house, and sprayed it with the wasp poison Kip bought last summer when we had the burrowing wasps in the front yard. (What IS it with Tennessee and horrible insects?)
The bees were utterly unimpressed. The update from the hardware store was that the bee trap did not work. I decided that the thing to do was remove the infested parts, rebuild the rack with clean wood, and paint it. I bought 2 new 2 X 4s and Kip picked up oil-based stain. This morning I took the rack apart (I am SO glad I used screws to put it together) and inspected all the pieces for bee holes. Only two bars had been infected, so I put them in a contractor grade trashbag and wired the top shut. I cut replacements for them, put everything back together again, and put stain all over everything.
Those horrible bees were already sniffing around the new bars when I opened the can of stain.
I finished at pretty near 11 am this morning. I figure that is a good morning's work. I hope it works.
Read "The Museum of Mortality"
May. 21st, 2013 04:12 pmBrelig works in a museum while recovering from a sea monster fight.
Brelig works hard to regain his stamina for warsailor work.
This is a sequel to "Without Fail" so if you haven't already read that, I recommend starting there.
Warsailor Brelig meets License Master Alaaffi on a cruise ship.
CFC Recent Projects of Interest?
May. 21st, 2013 02:41 pmWhat do you want that you haven't been seeing, or would like to see more of? Do you have ideas that you want to prompt, but aren't sure what creator would be a good match for them?
Tea. 3-D. Hot.
May. 21st, 2013 01:18 pmthat is not a train
May. 21st, 2013 09:15 amBone Walker, the soundtrack for The Free Court of Seattle, has its very first blue tag on the Big Board.
Blue means ‘finished.’
There are many more blue tags to go, but this is a major milestone, because as of yesterday, all of the session tunes sets have yellow or blue tags. All of them.
Mirrored from Crime and the Blog of Evil. Come listen to our music!

Story: "No Winter Lasts Forever" (Part 11)
May. 21st, 2013 12:09 amFandom: The Avengers
Characters: Phil Coulson, Clint Barton, Natasha Romanova, Tony Stark, Bruce Banner, Hulk, Steve Rogers, Betty Ross, JARVIS, Bucky Barnes, Nick Fury.
Medium: Fiction
Warnings: Mind control. Inferences of past child abuse and other torture. Current environment is supportive.
Summary: A mission in Russia introduces the Avengers to the Winter Soldier. Steve wants Bucky back and will stop at nothing to make that happen. Everyone else helps however they can.
Notes: Asexual character (Clint). Aromantic character (Natasha). Asexual relationship. Sibling relationships. Fix-it. Teamwork. Canon-typical violence. BAMF!Avengers. Vulgar language. Drama. Rescue. Hurt/Comfort. Emotional whump. Survivor guilt. Friendship. Confusion. Mind control. Memory loss. Slow recovery. Nick Fury makes stupid-ass decisions. Fear of loss. Fluff. Nonsexual ageplay. Making up for lost time. Tony Stark has a heart. Games. Trust issues. Safety and security. Howard Stark's A+ parenting. Obadiah Stane's A+ parenting. Food issues. Multiplicity/Plurality. Sleep issues. Non-sexual touching and intimacy. Yoga. Personal growth. Family of choice. ALL THE FEELS. #coulsonlives.
Begin with Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10. Skip to Part 13.
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Update from Kajones_writing
May. 20th, 2013 11:12 pmFiction: Aurora’s World: Opal: Talking to Margery (part 3) talks about the creation of the races.
Sponsored Fiction: Afterlife: Samael: Talking to Gabriel reveals how some angels are daunted by losing contact with other spirits as they move on.
Sponsored Fiction: Afterlife: Samael: Visiting Earth introduces Samael to an interesting woman.
The World Walkers: Unknown World: Thalia: Meeting the King shows someone held for positive rather than negative reasons.
The World Walkers: Unknown World: Iola: Being Summoned demonstrates how spells can go awry if a sentient world dislikes your objective.
The World Walkers: Siaral: Maud: Peacock Dragons sound like lovely creatures.
The World Walkers: Quiar: The Case of the Counterfeit Enchantments (part 8, 24th continuation) explores more about Meriwether's past lives.
The World Walkers: Quiar: The Case of the Counterfeit Enchantments (part 8, 25th continuation) deals with further implications of the counterfeiting.
Other Fiction: The World Walkers: Unknown World: Jetta: Saved By Cough Medicine (part 2), The World Walkers: Unknown World: Rayner: The Seventh Son of a Seventh Daughter, The World Walkers: Taithmarin: Freya: Freya’s Arrival (part 2)
Various.
May. 20th, 2013 10:59 pmOH HAI STRESS.
(I will say, saying, "[relative] died and I want to take over the payments on the storage unit" to the storage company's home office gets you a fair amount of information about where the unit is, and who to call about it. Probably the "I want to take over payments" part is the magic incantation.)
Wonder how many death certs I'm going to wind up needing? Only ordered 1. Maybe I should up the order tomorrow. -_-
[Again, for those who tuned in late -- please, no condolences. I was estranged from him for a number of reasons, and had long-ago mourned the loss of the Daddy I thought I had. This is just... a royal pain.]
Mental note: print out a list of all my passwords and accounts sometime, triple-seal it, and stick it in the safe deposit box along with at least a will-type object.
(No quote today. Too -_-. Quote tomorrow.)
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James Bond Gangnam Style
May. 20th, 2013 10:26 pm"I don't know what inspires someone to mash up these two songs but I'm glad it did."
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WARNING: TORNADOES IN NORMAN, OKLAHOMA
May. 20th, 2013 03:57 pmETA: Holy crap. Lots and lots of damage, houses smashed, at least one school devastated. Lots of debris in the roads, lots of cars tossed all over the damn place, many with people still in them. And it's still going on. Please please please stay safe and check in when you can.
GIP: Rainbow's End
May. 20th, 2013 10:53 amJust a gratuitous icon post, to show off the sign on our gate.
Don't be alarmed by the location -- Colleen is just in for another endoscopy, having a gallstone removed. She should be waking up soon.
Done so far this month (20130501 We - 19 Su)
May. 20th, 2013 09:26 amIt's been a long month so far, but not nearly long enough. We've been packing the apartment, and running a van-load of boxes down to Rainbow's End nearly every day -- we're just having the movers take the furniture from the apartment. We'll have the Memorial Day weekend to clean up. Oh, did I mention the movers? Right.
Moving day for North Starport is this coming Friday. GLEEP! House! Move! Yard! The other reason I've been down at the house nearly every evening is to water the newly-sodded lawn. It's gorgeous. And the deck. And...
At the same time, I'm worried. There's no turning back from here -- this had better work. I think it will. That doesn't keep the late-night doubts away completely, but it helps. I'll probably still miss the Starport from time to time, but Rainbow's End is wonderful.
Lots of great links; I don't really have time to go over the list. That's what happens when you don't post for nearly three weeks -- I have to get *out* of that bad habit.
( raw notes )Warning: Another Really Lousy Weather Day For The Lower Midwest
May. 20th, 2013 11:16 amAs usual, weatherdude from dKos has the 411.
Stay alert, stay safe, check in after it's past.
Having a political purpose
May. 20th, 2013 06:30 amFrom a New York Times news story:
Mr. Pfeiffer [a senior adviser to Obama] accused Republicans of exploiting three issues — I.R.S. political targeting; the attack in Benghazi, Libya; and the Justice Department’s subpoenaing of phone records from The Associated Press — for political purposes, even as he urged them to work with the administration on legislation to revamp the immigration system and trim the budget deficit.
In Pfeiffer's view, having a political purpose is a bad thing. This is a view which is born of pragmatism, the idea that "what works" is all that matters, and that a systematic or principled approach is wrong. We heard the same view in Hillary Clinton's "What difference does it make?" in response to questions about why the administration spread false information about the cause of Ambassador Stevens' murder in Benghazi. Obama declared, shortly after taking office, that "we need to look forward as opposed to looking backwards" as a justification for ignoring the Bush administration's crimes. In this viewpoint, there is no wrongdoing; at worst, "mistakes were made."
Usually pragmatism is invoked selectively, to avoid being challenged on principle. Should the power of the IRS be sharply curtailed? Should speech be made less free because there are allegedly vast mobs of Muslims who will rampage and kill whenever they're offended? Should the administration be able to bypass the courts to go on fishing expeditions against journalists? These are political issues. But in the pragmatist approach, there's only deal-making and compromise. This often comes down to "You want other people's money? I'll help you if you help me."
That last is what "politics" often means in ordinary use. From originally meaning the philosophy and art of government, it's come to mean the art of deception and lying. But what Pfeiffer was talking about was having a "political purpose" in the sense of establishing principles of right and wrong in government. Lots of people agree with him, at least to the extent that as long as the Democratic Party is more likely to provide them goodies, they won't criticize Democrats' actions. But when there's nothing left but a chase for goodies at other people's expense, where are they going to come from?
Once a friend of mine said that a family member told him, "You can't eat principles." He replied, "You can't eat without them."
Questions about fashion doll repaints.
May. 20th, 2013 05:03 amI have just obtained, dare I say it, a VERY cute Ken doll and I want to make him live up to his potential as an adorable little thing.
I do the pony repaint thing, but this is fundamentally different.
What internets resources do you recommend?
Sweet Christ do not let this be the first step down the BJD path. I SO cannot afford.
Work tonight...
May. 20th, 2013 12:33 am- To every stupid, lack-of-prior-planning, moron I dealt with; may a moose become erotically obsessed with your ass.
- To every single airline I had to deal with tonight: may your trip to paradise involve a flight on your own airline, with a tricky connection in Chicago.
- To my whiny, piss-ant drivers (not all of them, but a select few): may you be evicted because you didn't make enough money after demanding that every job that inconvenienced you be taken away.
- and finally, To the webmasters at United and American; may your lives someday depend on machinery that is as stable and dependable as your fucking "track flight" pages.
But I have to give a shout out to the drivers who dealt with all the shit tonight professionally, calmly, and who asked "how can I help?" I'll remember you guys when I get add-ons and juicy trips.
The entire Victoria trip, part 3: Sunday
May. 19th, 2013 11:43 pmAnd now, to finish up my posts about going to Victoria at the beginning of April, here’s the recounting of what we did on Sunday of that weekend! The previous posts, for those of you who may have missed them, are:
- Friday, in which Anna and Dara declare that 6:30am is not an actual time of day, in which a ferry is taken, in which the Royal BC Museum has HOLY SHIT MAMMOTH!, and in which Fernwood has a highly awesome open mic
- Saturday morning and afternoon, in which much wandering of downtown Victoria is done, in which Anna’s new mammoth is photographed having adventures, in which books in French are bought, and in which Anna acquires SURPRISE GUITAR!
- Saturday evening, in which Anna and Dara have a spectacular time seeing Le Vent du Nord, in which Anna’s mammoth meets a polar bear, and in which there is photographic evidence of fiddle players
On to the final leg of the Victoria adventure: Sunday!
Mirrored from angelahighland.com.
Story: "No Winter Lasts Forever" (Part 10)
May. 20th, 2013 12:08 amFandom: The Avengers
Characters: Phil Coulson, Clint Barton, Natasha Romanova, Tony Stark, Bruce Banner, Hulk, Steve Rogers, Betty Ross, JARVIS, Bucky Barnes, Nick Fury.
Medium: Fiction
Warnings: Mind control. Inferences of past child abuse and other torture. Current environment is supportive.
Summary: A mission in Russia introduces the Avengers to the Winter Soldier. Steve wants Bucky back and will stop at nothing to make that happen. Everyone else helps however they can.
Notes: Asexual character (Clint). Aromantic character (Natasha). Asexual relationship. Sibling relationships. Fix-it. Teamwork. Canon-typical violence. BAMF!Avengers. Vulgar language. Drama. Rescue. Hurt/Comfort. Emotional whump. Survivor guilt. Friendship. Confusion. Mind control. Memory loss. Slow recovery. Nick Fury makes stupid-ass decisions. Fear of loss. Fluff. Nonsexual ageplay. Making up for lost time. Tony Stark has a heart. Games. Trust issues. Safety and security. Howard Stark's A+ parenting. Obadiah Stane's A+ parenting. Food issues. Multiplicity/Plurality. Sleep issues. Non-sexual touching and intimacy. Yoga. Personal growth. Family of choice. ALL THE FEELS. #coulsonlives.
Begin with Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9. Skip to Part 12, Part 13.
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Family Raid
May. 19th, 2013 10:39 pmHavva Quote
The dragon smiles, with her crystal needle teeth glinting in the sealight from above. "Serpents always offer far more than their tongues can truly taste."
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--http://www.prismnet.com/~arcangel/Gam
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When I first met Paula
May. 19th, 2013 10:44 pmDuring that visit, Mrs. Mac asked Paula if she'd like a job working as a nurses aide for her. Because of that job offer, Paula would end up living with Mrs. Mac in Tucson. I'd spend a lot of time with her over the next several months.
Tomorrow will be the 41st anniversary of that first meeting.
