Thankful Th... oops

[mdlbear]

Late again. But anyway, I'm thankful for...

• Pete Seeger's music, which will live on for a long time.
• Allie Brosh
• People willing to take on some of my execrable paperwork. (Which still leaves me with (x-2)ecrable paperwork, but it's something.)
• Medical insurance, even if it's part of the x-2.
• Income.
• Silliness.
• Bacon. Eggs. Bacon and eggs. More ba--sorry about that.

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[technoshaman.livejournal.com]

MORE BACON. Not sorry.

[thnidu.livejournal.com]

A Catholic priest and an Orthodox Jewish rabbi were good friends, and met regularly for coffee. One day the priest said, "I've been wondering about the oddest thing. I hope this question doesn't offend you, but... Have you ever eaten bacon?"

The rabbi nodded and put down his cup. "One time in college, after an all-nighter, a bunch of us headed down to the cafe for breakfast. Somebody ordered a huge tray of scrambled eggs, toast, and bacon for the whole table of us, and I was so tired I didn't care and just dug in." He looked pensively out the window for a bit. "Well. That kind of matches up with something I've been wondering. Have you ever had sex?"

The priest blushed a little. "Ye-es, once. Like you, I was in college – before I was ordained. My best friend's girlfriend's sister was in town. He asked me to make a foursome for dinner, and the sister and I hit it off. After dinner we all went to a movie, and after that ... well, they went off to his room, and we ended up in hers." He looked nostalgic. "Yes, that one time."

The rabbi nodded. "Better 'n bacon?"