Sometimes you don't need parodies

[mdlbear]

Stripper Selling Infamous Breast Implant on EBay

MIAMI (Reuters) - A former topless dancer who was famously cleared of battering a Florida nightclub patron with her "crazy big" breasts has shed her oversized silicone implants and put one of them up for auction on eBay.

The woman known professionally as Tawny Peaks said on Wednesday she recently came across the implants in a box in her closet after watching a television discussion about crazy things sold on eBay and decided, "Why not ... I don't need it any more."

"Somebody might bid on it. It's like the first boob to be sued over in a lawsuit," she said.

Comments

[braider.livejournal.com]

In the article, the price had "topped out" at $75. It's now up to $1825, thanks to the article.

[ashi.livejournal.com]

now at $2650, with 98 bids.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5561537389&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

[aerowolf.livejournal.com]

$11,100, with 119 bids.

[mrlogic.livejournal.com]

My god, $14,300.

It's probably being sought by some museum of curiosities, or one of those Las Vegas casinos.

At least, I really, really hope so.