Audio plug-ins you can't buy in stores

[mdlbear]

At Sonic Finger.

I think my favorite is the Dead Quietenator:

When the level of a track drops below a certain point, Dead Quietenator kicks in, working its magic to produce the highest quality silence available. Not to be confused with traditional so-called "gates", the Dead Quietenator produces a sophisticated digital model of silence, at resolution beyond standard silence.

Not clear whether the $475 price includes prepaid royalties to John Cage.