Spoiled lemmings?

[mdlbear]

Do you have:
(x) your own cell phone
( ) a television in your bedroom
( ) an iPod
(x) a photo printer a printer that will print photos; it's not mainly used for that
(?) your own phone line strictly speaking, it's not mine. The house has two; one is for the computer.
( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(x) high-speed internet access
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
(x) DVD player in bedroom (only because the computer can play DVDs)
(x) at least a hundred DVDs
( ) a childfree bathroom
(x) your own in-house office
( ) a pool
( ) a guest house
( ) a game room
(x) a queen-size bed
(x) a stocked bar
(x) a working dishwasher
(x) an icemaker
(x) a working washer and dryer
( ) more than 20 pairs of shoes
( ) at least ten things from a designer store
( ) expensive sunglasses
(x) framed original art
(?) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels (They're cotton, but I don't know its provenance)
(x) a multi-speed bike (Hasn't been ridden much in the last 20 years, but yes.)
(?) a gym membership (Could use the one the lab shares a business with. Haven't.)
(x) large exercise equipment at home (Rowing machine. Not used in about 18 years.)
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
( ) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
( ) your own pair of skis
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area (Not currently.)
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
( ) wealthy family members
(x) two or more family cars
(x) a walk-in closet or pantry (Just barely)
(x) a yard
( ) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
(x) good credit
( ) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
( ) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
(x) more than two credit cards bearing your name (not counting gas cards or debit cards)
(x) a stock portfolio
(x) a passport
( ) a horse
(x) a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
(x) private medical insurance (Work pays for it, of course.)
(x) a college degree, and no outstanding student loans

Do you:
( ) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week (a couple times a month, maybe)
(x) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores (I don't, but my wife does. Does that count?)
(x) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning) (We occasionally have to pay for cleaning, especially the kids' rooms.)
(x) go on weekend mini-vacations (yes, if one counts filk and general science-fiction cons)
( ) send dinners back with every flaw (only when something is seriously wrong)
( ) wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon (I usually cut my own hair.)
( ) have a job but don't need the money OR
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner

Are you:
( ) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
( ) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way

Have you:
( ) been on a cruise
(x) traveled out of the country
(x) met a celebrity (Depends on your definition of celebrity -- Joan Baez? Richard Stallman? OK. Movie stars? no.)
( ) been to the Caribbean
(x) been to Europe
(x) been to Hawaii
(x) been to New York
( ) eaten at the space needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America
(x) been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
(x) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
(x) moved more than three times because you wanted to (as opposed to losing your house or being evicted)
( ) dined with local political figures
(x) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast (in any country)

Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
(x) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party (Yes, but his real specialty was dog shows.)
(x) take riding or swimming lessons as a child (Swimming lessons at the Y.)
( ) attend private school
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you

(From cflute.)

Comments

[catalana.livejournal.com]

(x) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party (Yes, but his real specialty was dog shows.)

This really made the entire survey, you know? *giggle*