What do you get a lemming for Christmas?

[mdlbear]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In November I helped bardling see the light (8 points). Last Wednesday I pulled wcg's hair (-5 points). In April I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In October I bought porn for filkarchive (-10 points). In May I helped khaosworks across the street (6 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-701 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, mdlbear

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(from lisa_marli who got it from johno; seen all over the place)