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Virgin Birth Expected at Christmas -- By Komodo Dragon
A virgin birth is expected this Christmas, though this particular nativity scene will be set in a zoo instead of a stable.

That's because the virgin in question is Flora the Komodo dragon, a giant lizard at Chester Zoo in England that has laid fertile eggs despite never having had a mate.
So, let me get this straight: the Messiah is arriving six years late, and He's a lizard. OK, I can deal with that.

(Edit: s/She/He/ -- sex determination in reptiles works differently from the way it does in mammals. Too bad; it made a better story the other way.)

Date: 2006-12-22 02:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saffronrose.livejournal.com
So can Mr_Kurt's mother....once I explained it a bit.

Date: 2006-12-22 03:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roaringmouse.livejournal.com
MAZEL TOV!!!!!

Date: 2006-12-22 04:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jenkitty.livejournal.com
Several male lizards, actually. Although they should rename that mama Mary.

Date: 2006-12-22 05:03 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] chaoswolf
So Jesus is a baby reptile now? Virgin Mary is a dragon?

Oh puh-leze....*rolls eyes*

Date: 2006-12-22 08:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] phillip2637.livejournal.com
Would somebody page Raphael. He needs to re-do that Madonna and Child picture.

Date: 2006-12-22 11:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jilara.livejournal.com
Actually, they're not expecting the dragonettes until January, but I suspect it was too much fun for National Geo to rework it to say "as early as Christmas." (And I thought it was too cool for words, whatever the timing.)

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