Busted lemmings

[mdlbear]

Stolen from singlemaltsilk in the dead of night...

You see me getting put into the back of a police car.
What do you assume I've been arrested for?

Comments

[hsifyppah.livejournal.com]

Trespassing due to not noticing a KEEP OUT sign.

[willowisp.livejournal.com]

Standing up and saying something which needed to be said and is the truth, but was unpopular with the audience, who have an in with the cops.

[pocketnaomi.livejournal.com]

Singing in too sultry a voice and inciting a riot.

[mdlbear]

Sultry??!?

I'd believe that of you after hearing "Riverheart"...

[pocketnaomi.livejournal.com]

Me?? *blinks in utter confusion*

[pocketnaomi.livejournal.com]

I guess I used more or less the wrong word... coaxing, I guess. Seductive in a not particularly sexual way -- just draws lots and lots of people to gather around listening and blocking traffic...

[mdlbear]

An attractive nuisance?

[pocketnaomi.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's it.

[snobahr.livejournal.com]

Something involving a cow, 3 skeins of wool, nitro-glycerine and a bushel of apples.

[mdlbear]

I was too drunk to know what I was doing. Honest...

[singlemaltsilk.livejournal.com]

*adds public drunkenness to the police report*

[pocketnaomi.livejournal.com]

I know where he got the skeins of wool. Hey cflute, you left some behind when you were repacking last weekend.

[snobahr.livejournal.com]

As I understand it, that's what you told the cops, too. The cow was the only one sober enough to drive!

[saffronrose.livejournal.com]

Having been walking in the dark of night, and saying things to the cop who accosted you that just confused him (must have been speaking Math, Physics, or the Western Occult Tradition) and made him take you in as walking while incomprehensible.

[technoshaman.livejournal.com]

contributing to the delinquency of a minor fourth. :)

[hsifyppah.livejournal.com]

Hee.

[danceswthcobras.livejournal.com]

Filking in public. It's a nasty habit!

Boy, you were a tough one...

[carmiel.livejournal.com]

They think you're responsible for the riot that occurred when you ran out of your CDs at your concert.

[drewkitty.livejournal.com]

Mistaken identity: running out on Larry Niven's bar tab. (A felony as it's over $400.)

[lisa-marli.livejournal.com]

Punning without a license.

[acelightning.livejournal.com]

Filking with intent to pun. Or maybe punning with intent to filk.