Edgar Allan...

[mdlbear]

... Seuss?!!

From Boing Boing (of course) comes this link to

Horrton Hears a Heart

True, I've been shaken - and true, I've been bad.
But how can you say that this elephant's mad?
This Loopidy sickness has sharpened my brain!
My ears are quite large, and I hear things quite plain.
So before you pass judgment, please let me explain...

...

I buried him under the theedlewog bush
And jumped in a pool to rinse blood off my tush.
How smart I was, Sam! How sane was my plan!
So sure I'd be implicated by no man! -
It was then I stopped splashing. I heard a queer sound...
A faint tumpata-tump - but there's no one around!

Followed by a list of "Some books by Edgar Allan Seuss" that's an absolute classic all by itself.

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