Science fiction stories in six words

[mdlbear]

Wired magazine ran a collection of science fiction stories in six words. I got the link from BoingBoing, but I see that filkerdave spotted it, too. (and, naturally, has one of his own, as do the comments).

So, just following along, here's a two-volume remake of an old classic:

"Does God exist?" Computer: I am.
Lightning strikes, welds power switch ON.

And here's one about one possible fate of the universe:
.backwards runs time ;expanding stops Universe

Meme too seductive. Must... try... to...

(update: I will not edit whole... post into six word phrases. No!)

Comments

[hvideo.livejournal.com]

Six word summaries of oldies? Easy.

Rocket Stowaway, fuel shortfall, tragic parting
Space coup averted, lead casket honored.
Computer prints God's names, stars disappear
Humor's purpose discovered, replaced with... what?
Computer wakes, Loonies throw rocks, Freedom

Original fiction would be much harder.