The Mandelbear's Musings

Wired magazine ran a collection of science fiction stories in six words. I got the link from BoingBoing, but I see that filkerdave spotted it, too. (and, naturally, has one of his own, as do the comments).

So, just following along, here's a two-volume remake of an old classic:

"Does God exist?" Computer: I am.
Lightning strikes, welds power switch ON.

And here's one about one possible fate of the universe:
.backwards runs time ;expanding stops Universe

Meme too seductive. Must... try... to...

(update: I will not edit whole... post into six word phrases. No!)