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Here's how to get the Landmark experience safely, for about a tenth the price:

  1. Go to a science fiction convention - Worldcon will do
  2. Go to as many panels and concerts as possible
  3. Stay up 'til all hours filking and having fantastic conversations
  4. Get through the entire weekend on 4 hours' sleep every night and subsist on munchies from the con suite
  5. Finish it up with fantastic, mind-blowing sex just before dinner on Sunday
  6. Go out on Monday and invite three of your friends to come to your house
  7. Have a disastrous drunken party Tuesday night where you browbeat your friends into sending in their membership to next year's Worldcon

Date: 2008-02-23 04:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] donsimpson.livejournal.com
All these years I've been skipping steps six and seven....

Date: 2008-02-23 04:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] filkerdave.livejournal.com
Should I know what Landmark means in this context?

Date: 2008-02-23 05:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randwolf.livejournal.com
Snicker. You seem to be bouncing back--I'm glad.

Date: 2008-02-23 06:05 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] technoshaman.livejournal.com
Lessee....

0. Get summarily booted from $EXJOB on a Thursday.
1. [livejournal.com profile] conflikt on Friday-Saturday-Sunday, including a pointer to a job opening, concerts by ... well, you were there, you know what I'm talking about... and the mind-blowing mystical musical experience that was the Smoked Salmon....
2. "Tuesday Morning Catharsis"
3. see 5. above only at this point in the not-quite-as-tight chronology
4. the PayPal debacle (not [livejournal.com profile] conflikt concom's fault, dammit!) for the money part of it...
5. [livejournal.com profile] cadhla's hysterical comic strips of doom....
6. Seven days almost to the hour from hail-mary resume tossing to offer in my inbox
7. [livejournal.com profile] cadhla vs. [livejournal.com profile] hsifyppah, The Musical....
8. Ultimate Lobster Feast (or whatever they're calling it these days)...

Am I getting close? I feel like I am....

Date: 2008-02-23 05:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chatworthy.livejournal.com
I quit a company once and will have nothing further to do with the company or its owner because the owner tried to send me to Landmark. And I subsequently turned down a large salary to return. Stay away!

Date: 2008-02-24 06:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] singingpatient.livejournal.com
LOL!
brilliant!

Date: 2008-02-24 06:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] singingpatient.livejournal.com
reminds me of this pentacostal "nondenominational" church i belonged to for a while- exactly the same! tithe on the GROSS, not the NET (do you want the net or the gross to be blessed?), plus love offerings to all the preachers who came through constantly as guests, buy books, tapes, etc. and definitely recruit as many souls for "the lord" (the preacher) as possible.
i contacted his alma mater about him when i left adn they said no one by that name ever went to that school.
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