Grand Central Starport Operating Note: Recycling, laundry
In the future, anyone caught leaving bottles to be recycled on top of the washing machine will have to deal with a grumpy Bear, and may have to spend 20 minutes on their knees sweeping glass fragments off the laundry-room floor. The same goes for anyone stupid enough to start the washer without first making sure there is nothing breakable on top of it.
Why, yes; this does include me. Why do you ask? (Left as an exercise for the reader.)
About GSONs: In the spirit of the old SAILON (Stanford Artificial Intelligence Lab Operating Note) memos, the Grand Central Starport Operating Notes will be an occasional series of household-related mini-rants, suggestions, housekeeping tips, and occasional praise. Members of other households may find them useful.